The Google Glass helper redefines the concept of "in your face." It knows what you're thinking and can tell you the difficult things that you may not want to hear. December 6, 2013 6:55 AM PST Dining with your mom on a Saturday night? The Google Glass helper is not impressed. (Credit: Team Coco video/Screenshot by CNET) We all need guidance. There are too many pressures on us and we often fail to find our way. Conan O'Brien understands this. It's just one of the reasons that he's such an average LinkedIn influencer. So he's decided to guide Google Glass wearers by introducing the Google Glass Helper. This isn't just the voice in your ear. It's the face in your eye. More Technically Incorrect BlackBerry turned down Bieber because 'he's not going to last' Want to text and walk? New cell phone says no Manipulative kids now posting holiday wish lists online Hurt techies complain that 'techie' is an insult No 'lovemaking', no 'geek': Living in the world of 'Bandroid' The minute you say: "OK Glass. Help" the Helper is there to make your life more complete. If you're hungry, he recommends restaurants. If you're having trouble urinating, he projects images of a waterfall to help you along. He even makes water noises with his mouth. And if you keep hanging out with your mom on a Saturday night, he calmly explains that it's very likely you will end your life alone. I shan't spoil the ending. Though I will reveal that there's an essence here that suggests Glass wearers are, at heart, rather sad people who are desperate to make some sort of connection with the real world. I can't imagine where he got that idea from.
The Google Glass helper redefines the concept of "in your face." It knows what you're thinking and can tell you the difficult things that you may not want to hear.
Dining with your mom on a Saturday night? The Google Glass helper is not impressed.
(Credit: Team Coco video/Screenshot by CNET)
We all need guidance.
There are too many pressures on us and we often fail to find our way.
Conan O'Brien understands this. It's just one of the reasons that he's such an average LinkedIn influencer.
So he's decided to guide Google Glass wearers by introducing the Google Glass Helper.
This isn't just the voice in your ear. It's the face in your eye.
More Technically Incorrect
- BlackBerry turned down Bieber because 'he's not going to last'
- Want to text and walk? New cell phone says no
- Manipulative kids now posting holiday wish lists online
- Hurt techies complain that 'techie' is an insult
- No 'lovemaking', no 'geek': Living in the world of 'Bandroid'
The minute you say: "OK Glass. Help" the Helper is there to make your life more complete.
If you're hungry, he recommends restaurants. If you're having trouble urinating, he projects images of a waterfall to help you along. He even makes water noises with his mouth.
And if you keep hanging out with your mom on a Saturday night, he calmly explains that it's very likely you will end your life alone.
I shan't spoil the ending.
Though I will reveal that there's an essence here that suggests Glass wearers are, at heart, rather sad people who are desperate to make some sort of connection with the real world.
I can't imagine where he got that idea from.
